:15:01
-Use sincerity. It's the best technique.
-What?
:15:07
Come here.
:15:16
You know, I've never met
anyone like you before.
:15:21
Usually, when I meet someone new,
I feel awkward and shy.
:15:25
But with you, it's different.
:15:27
I can talk to you.
:15:30
You know what I'm thinking, without my
having to explain it to you in fancy terms.
:15:35
We speak each other's unspoken language...
:15:39
fluently.
:15:42
I love you.
:15:45
That is the most enormous pile of horseshit
I've ever heard in my life.
:15:50
-Get out of here, you piece of slime.
-No chick would ever buy it.
:15:53
That's where you're wrong.
It's how I got Lucy.
:15:56
-It's horseshit.
-Effective horseshit.
:15:59
Get a life.
:16:11
It's true.
:16:29
It's open.
:16:40
I'm so far behind, I haven't even picked out
a theme for my English Lit term paper.
:16:44
Of course I'm still coming out there
for Christmas.
:16:47
You think I'm gonna leave you alone
with all those UCLA girls?
:16:51
I just can't afford to fly.
My parents will only pay if I go to see them.
:16:55
Don't worry. I'll figure something out.
:16:58
They have this bulletin board
where they list rides.