The Sure Thing
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Back. Give Hercules some room.
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Hercules stands no chance
against the sea monster.

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Anything good on?
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-Your bus just left.
-I know.

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Why weren't you on it?
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I'm the kind of gal
who likes to live on the edge.

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We're gonna have to use a towel, here.
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This could get very messy,
if you don't know what you're doing.

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This is called shotgunning beer.
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It's an ancient tribal custom.
Originated in Southeast Asia, I believe.

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Take the beer.
Poke a hole in it, as I will do now...

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using any household appliance.
I'm using a pen.

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Make it just big enough
to fit your mouth over it.

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Eighty-six the pen, and then in one swift....
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Now listen to me, it's very important.
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In one swift, deft motion,
you're gonna take it...

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pull it up, and then release the cork.
Not the cork, this thing...

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and all the beer will slide down
to your throat in two seconds.

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-Now wait. Are you sure you're ready?
-I'm ready.

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For all you kids watching,
this is very dangerous.

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Let's not try this at home, all right?
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-Sure you're ready?
-I can't believe I'm doing this.

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-It's good for you.
-Mom, forgive me.

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Swallow, swallow!
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"Danger, Will Robinson!"
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-Definite shotgun potential.
-But it went up my nose.

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For a beginner,
it's amazing what you just did.

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Really nice.
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Really?
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I just remembered, I got to check something.

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