1:02:01
Shut up! Touchdown!
1:02:09
It's official. I've become my mother.
1:02:12
- Did he help at all?
- Hardly. I hate this spoon.
1:02:16
Let me tell you about Gary.
1:02:20
He's tall. He's nice to me.
He's intelligent.
1:02:27
And he doesn't make me sleep
in the wet spot.
1:02:31
It's a trick. I bet he's a shit.
1:02:34
I think he is truly concerned
with my happiness.
1:02:37
Then he'll be a big help next year,
when we all come to your house.
1:02:42
He's asked me out for New Year's.
And did I mention that he is a lawyer?
1:02:49
I have to meet him in half an hour
so let's smoke this now.
1:02:57
I haven't been stoned in ages.
He doesn't like to smoke.
1:03:17
Do I seem different to you?
1:03:23
All I'm saying is that maid service
is not included in the package -
1:03:26
- and if you want to do this
little domestic show in the future -
1:03:29
- just be ready to handle the weight.
1:03:36
I should have, but I didn't.
I won't always follow your grand plan.
1:03:42
- I don't have any grand plan.
- Who invented sandwich night?
1:03:46
That has nothing to do with this.
All I'm asking for is help.
1:03:50
Because you tried to turn this dinner
into a damn Norman Rockwell painting.
1:03:54
Please don't put this on the counter.
See this black stuff?
1:03:57
It gets in the porcelain,
and then on my fingers.