1:03:17
Do I seem different to you?
1:03:23
All I'm saying is that maid service
is not included in the package -
1:03:26
- and if you want to do this
little domestic show in the future -
1:03:29
- just be ready to handle the weight.
1:03:36
I should have, but I didn't.
I won't always follow your grand plan.
1:03:42
- I don't have any grand plan.
- Who invented sandwich night?
1:03:46
That has nothing to do with this.
All I'm asking for is help.
1:03:50
Because you tried to turn this dinner
into a damn Norman Rockwell painting.
1:03:54
Please don't put this on the counter.
See this black stuff?
1:03:57
It gets in the porcelain,
and then on my fingers.
1:04:01
I'll make an effort.
1:04:02
And make an effort to put these
wrappers in the trash. Or flush them.
1:04:09
You want me to waste
8 gallons of water -
1:04:11
- so you don't have to see
paper with "Tampax" written on it?
1:04:14
You didn't even say "Tampax".
Does it offend you that much?
1:04:19
- Just hit the trash can or the toilet.
- I'll work on my dunk shot.
1:04:24
You don't need all that shit.
You look pretty the way you are.
1:04:28
You look great the way you are.
1:04:32
Why do you wear all that stuff?
To impress your boss?
1:04:38
- Bernie says you go out with him.
- I used to. It's no big secret.
1:04:43
- Then why didn't I know about it?
- You never asked.
1:04:47
- Did you sleep with him?
- No, we were bowling partners.
1:04:51
So you fucked him, and you see him
every goddam day. That's just great.
1:04:56
I'm not sleeping around. If that's what
you want, then have the balls to say so.