:15:13
Hello, hello!
:15:18
Anybody here?
:15:21
Jason, where are you?
:15:24
Hey, I need some help here!
:15:26
Buddy, I'm talking to you.
I need some help here!
:15:30
Take it easy, honey!
I didn't see a thing.
:15:33
You're perfect.
:15:34
You jerk!
:15:37
Perfectly understandable,
Mr. Melon.
:15:39
It was an honest mistake.
Let's just call it a bad day.
:15:42
Yeah, but a great view.
You're all right, officer.
:15:44
Here, a little something
for the kids.
:15:46
- Take that, it's OK.
- I don't have any kids.
:15:48
No kids? Well, here,
get yourself some kids.
:15:50
Take it all, all right?
And just remember...
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the best thing about kids
is making 'em.
:15:57
Even if I do manage
to graduate... ha ha...
:15:59
what do I do then?
There's the private sector...
:16:01
but look how bad
the job market is.
:16:04
There's Valerie Desmond.
:16:05
See you guys.
:16:10
Look how tight
her ass is today.
:16:13
Oh, man. You think
there's any way...
:16:15
she would ever go out with me?
:16:19
- No.
- Oh, thanks.
:16:21
It's this whole stupid
capitalist system, you know?
:16:23
It's set up to heap rewards...
:16:25
on the advantaged
and the aggressive...
:16:26
and to make sure
that two regular schmoes...
:16:29
like you and me never get a date
with girls like Valerie Desmond.
:16:32
I hate the whole bourgeois
mentality of this school.
:16:35
Let me ask you
something else, man.
:16:37
Do you make this bullshit up
as you go along...
:16:40
- or do you actually read this?
- I read this. It's Karl Marx.
:16:42
Famous book.
"Proletarian Chicks in Bondage."
:16:45
It's a Condom House book.
Comes with a leather hood.
:16:47
Is that the one
with the pictures?
:16:49
- Can I borrow that?
- Let's move on.
:16:50
Well, no, it's, you know...
:16:53
Oh, yeah. Well, you know.
:16:57
Dad, what are you doin' here?