:16:01
but look how bad
the job market is.
:16:04
There's Valerie Desmond.
:16:05
See you guys.
:16:10
Look how tight
her ass is today.
:16:13
Oh, man. You think
there's any way...
:16:15
she would ever go out with me?
:16:19
- No.
- Oh, thanks.
:16:21
It's this whole stupid
capitalist system, you know?
:16:23
It's set up to heap rewards...
:16:25
on the advantaged
and the aggressive...
:16:26
and to make sure
that two regular schmoes...
:16:29
like you and me never get a date
with girls like Valerie Desmond.
:16:32
I hate the whole bourgeois
mentality of this school.
:16:35
Let me ask you
something else, man.
:16:37
Do you make this bullshit up
as you go along...
:16:40
- or do you actually read this?
- I read this. It's Karl Marx.
:16:42
Famous book.
"Proletarian Chicks in Bondage."
:16:45
It's a Condom House book.
Comes with a leather hood.
:16:47
Is that the one
with the pictures?
:16:49
- Can I borrow that?
- Let's move on.
:16:50
Well, no, it's, you know...
:16:53
Oh, yeah. Well, you know.
:16:57
Dad, what are you doin' here?
:17:01
I'm robbin' your room,
that's what I'm doin' here.
:17:03
We drive 300 miles
to see the kid...
:17:05
that's the greeting we get.
Come here, will ya?
:17:09
How ya doin' there?
:17:11
I'm sorry.
I'm really glad to see you...
:17:13
but I wish
I knew you were coming.
:17:15
I'll bet you did, huh?
:17:17
I looked for you
at that fraternity house.
:17:18
- They said you weren't a member.
- I can explain that.
:17:21
They also told me
you're not on the diving team.
:17:22
They said you were
the towel boy.
:17:24
- I can explain that, too.
- OK, explain it.
:17:27
- I lied.
- Great. That explains it, huh?
:17:29
Jason, you don't lie to me.
You lie to girls.
:17:34
Who's this?
:17:35
Oh, I'm sorry.
This is my roommate.
:17:37
That's Derek Lutz.
:17:38
This is the dad,
and that's Lou.
:17:41
- Is that your real hair?
- What do you think?
:17:44
I think you're trying
to get back at your parents.
:17:47
Show me the campus.
I want to talk to you.
:17:49
Oh, good.
:17:58
Boy, what a great-lookin' place.