:25:01
I'll tell you what.
:25:03
Maybe if you got a note
from each of these people...
:25:07
saying that it was all right,
then we'd reconsider...
:25:09
but until that day,
take a hike...
:25:11
you elitist fraternity scumbag.
:25:18
I won't forget this, Melon.
:25:20
I'll see you at the pool.
:25:21
- Bye, Val.
- Bye.
:25:23
Thank you. I'm dead.
:25:24
You're not gonna believe this!
:25:26
- You're kidding!
- I'm not kidding! Just go!
:25:29
He's out there!
:25:41
Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!
:25:49
Where is he?
:25:51
I don't know, kid.
:25:52
All I know is I'm supposed
to pick him up here.
:25:54
- When?
- Now.
:25:56
Come on, let's register.
:26:07
Hey, you guys
get everything you need?
:26:09
Oh, yeah, we got it.
:26:10
Good. What's with
the used books?
:26:12
- What's wrong with used books?
- They've already been read.
:26:14
And they've already been
underlined.
:26:16
That's the problem.
:26:17
The guy who underlined them
could have been a maniac.
:26:19
Get these guys some new books.
:26:23
Charge it to me, too.
Here, pick a card.
:26:27
And I'm taking four
of those school sweaters...
:26:30
a bunch of pennants,
some of those beer mugs...
:26:32
a few of these fuzz balls
you cheer with, and...
:26:35
Hey, folks, it's on me!
Shakespeare for everyone, OK?
:26:40
You, too, honey.
I'd like to tame your shrew.
:26:43
- Who is that?
- That is Mr. Thornton Melon...
:26:47
the world's oldest
living freshman...
:26:49
and the walking epitome of
the decline of modern education.
:26:52
The stupid clod thinks he can
buy his way out of the gutter.
:26:55
I don't think so.
He was just having fun.
:26:57
Oh, really? Well, I can't wait
to get him in my class.