:26:07
Hey, you guys
get everything you need?
:26:09
Oh, yeah, we got it.
:26:10
Good. What's with
the used books?
:26:12
- What's wrong with used books?
- They've already been read.
:26:14
And they've already been
underlined.
:26:16
That's the problem.
:26:17
The guy who underlined them
could have been a maniac.
:26:19
Get these guys some new books.
:26:23
Charge it to me, too.
Here, pick a card.
:26:27
And I'm taking four
of those school sweaters...
:26:30
a bunch of pennants,
some of those beer mugs...
:26:32
a few of these fuzz balls
you cheer with, and...
:26:35
Hey, folks, it's on me!
Shakespeare for everyone, OK?
:26:40
You, too, honey.
I'd like to tame your shrew.
:26:43
- Who is that?
- That is Mr. Thornton Melon...
:26:47
the world's oldest
living freshman...
:26:49
and the walking epitome of
the decline of modern education.
:26:52
The stupid clod thinks he can
buy his way out of the gutter.
:26:55
I don't think so.
He was just having fun.
:26:57
Oh, really? Well, I can't wait
to get him in my class.
:27:02
We'll see how much fun
he is then.
:27:04
Oh, Philip.
:27:05
Hey, Mr. M! You're all set.
We've been working all night.
:27:08
We got it all done.
:27:10
Thanks, Buzzy.
I appreciate it.
:27:12
Add a few hundred to the bill
and throw your boys a party.
:27:15
You know what you got, Mr. M?
You got class.
:27:18
It rubbed off from you, Buzzy.
Say hello to Sonia for me, huh?
:27:22
You got it.
:27:23
I want to talk to you
about my schedule.
:27:26
We'll go over it later.
:27:41
Well, boys,
what do you think?
:27:43
Got a hot tub in there!
:27:45
How can you study
if you're not relaxed?
:27:47
When's our first class?
:27:48
We got economics
tomorrow at 11:00.
:27:51
11:00? No good.
:27:52
I got a massage at 11:00.
Tell them to make it 2:00.
:27:54
No, Dad, you don't get it.
:27:57
They're not gonna reschedule
the classes around your massage.