:55:00
And you know what else?
:55:02
You have got midterms
coming up.
:55:05
You haven't studied five minutes
since you got here.
:55:08
You're always so neat.
:55:09
You're just like
your Uncle Vito.
:55:11
We were kids,
his room was always in order.
:55:13
His towels lined up neatly...
:55:15
combs, brushes, hair lotions
all in the right place.
:55:17
What did it mean?
What is he today?
:55:19
He's an attendant
in the men's room.
:55:20
Hey, he's my idol.
:55:23
But I'm not gonna be
folding towels anymore...
:55:28
'cause I just made...
ta da... the diving team.
:55:31
That's great!
:55:34
I'm takin' you out.
:55:35
We'll celebrate.
We're havin' a party!
:55:37
Oh, no, Dad, that's really nice,
but I'm in training now.
:55:40
We got a big meet coming up
against Northern.
:55:42
We'll have a party
after the meet.
:55:44
Dad, why don't you join me
on a little reality break, OK?
:55:48
Just 'cause you're in love
with Dr. Turner...
:55:51
does not mean you're
gonna pass her course.
:55:53
You got a major paper
coming up on Kurt Vonnegut.
:55:56
You haven't even read
any of the books.
:55:58
I tried.
:55:59
I don't understand
a word of it.
:56:04
So, how you gonna
write the paper, then?
:56:11
Hi, I'm Kurt Vonnegut.
I'm looking for Thornton Melon.
:56:17
Want to come in? Dad?
:56:22
I don't want to hear
one more word out of you...
:56:25
or it's back to the tree.
:56:27
Come in.
:56:30
Excuse me. Dr. Barazini?
:56:33
I'm Thornton Melon.
:56:34
Oh, yes, Thornton Melon.
I know you.
:56:38
You delivered the paper
on isomagnetic brain waves...
:56:41
in Montreal last year.
:56:43
No, I sold you your pants.
:56:45
Oh, of course.
Good to see you.
:56:47
What are you doing here?
:56:49
I'm supposed to report here
for my lab project.
:56:51
Oh, good. I'm trying to teach
these here apes...
:56:54
how to read and write.
:56:56
You ought to teach them
how to go to the bathroom.
:56:59
You'll get used to that.