:59:00
I'm taking notes for Mr. Melon.
:59:07
He told you to write down
everything I say?
:59:12
Yes, he did.
:59:14
Good.
:59:18
Take this down.
:59:23
Mr. Melon,
no matter what you do...
:59:28
no matter what stunts
you pull...
:59:31
no matter how hard you try...
:59:34
you will never, ever
pass this course.
:59:42
Make sure he gets that.
:59:47
Yes, sir.
:59:49
I'll tell you what.
:59:50
It's for Barbay.
Make it an "A."
:59:53
Where's the lab report
on psychology?
:59:55
Here.
:59:58
It's too light.
It feels like a "C."
1:00:01
Bulk it up and add a few
multicolored graphs.
1:00:05
- Yo, Dad.
- Jason, hold it, will ya?
1:00:07
Listen, everybody.
Let's see "As" across the board.
1:00:10
I'll tell you what...
1:00:11
a ten percent bonus
for every grade over "B."
1:00:14
And an A+ gets you a free trip
to Hawaii... off-season.
1:00:20
- Dad, what's going on here?
- I'm doing my homework.
1:00:24
No, they're doing
your homework.
1:00:26
A good executive knows how
to delegate authority.
1:00:29
I took care of you, too.
1:00:32
- And what's this?
- Your astronomy report.
1:00:35
- What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?
1:00:38
I want to write that paper.
I'm gonna write that paper.
1:00:40
That's why I'm taking astronomy,
to learn something!
1:00:43
You're never gonna learn
a goddamn thing...
1:00:45
if you got people
doing your work for you!
1:00:47
Oh, never mind.
1:00:50
Kids... they always do things
the hard way.
1:00:55
Ladies and gentlemen,
the visiting team...
1:00:59
the Northern University
Wildcats!