1:00:01
Bulk it up and add a few
multicolored graphs.
1:00:05
- Yo, Dad.
- Jason, hold it, will ya?
1:00:07
Listen, everybody.
Let's see "As" across the board.
1:00:10
I'll tell you what...
1:00:11
a ten percent bonus
for every grade over "B."
1:00:14
And an A+ gets you a free trip
to Hawaii... off-season.
1:00:20
- Dad, what's going on here?
- I'm doing my homework.
1:00:24
No, they're doing
your homework.
1:00:26
A good executive knows how
to delegate authority.
1:00:29
I took care of you, too.
1:00:32
- And what's this?
- Your astronomy report.
1:00:35
- What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?
1:00:38
I want to write that paper.
I'm gonna write that paper.
1:00:40
That's why I'm taking astronomy,
to learn something!
1:00:43
You're never gonna learn
a goddamn thing...
1:00:45
if you got people
doing your work for you!
1:00:47
Oh, never mind.
1:00:50
Kids... they always do things
the hard way.
1:00:55
Ladies and gentlemen,
the visiting team...
1:00:59
the Northern University
Wildcats!
1:01:04
And your Grand Lakes
University Hooters!
1:01:08
- Hey, there's your boy!
- Jason!
1:01:15
While the teams are warming up,
we'd like to remind you...
1:01:18
that all proceeds
from the refreshment stands...
1:01:20
go to your student government.
1:01:22
Hey, Valerie. How you doin'?
1:01:25
Glad you could come. Listen.
1:01:27
My dad is having a party
tonight at the dorm...
1:01:30
and it should be pretty great.
His parties usually are.
1:01:33
I'd love to come,
except for I have a date.
1:01:38
Oh. Well, hey, bring him along.
1:01:41
It's OK.
You just both come by.
1:01:44
I'll really try.
1:01:46
Good. I hope
I'll see you there.
1:01:48
It sounds like fun. I wish
my dad were more like yours.