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- What for?
- Socks.

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Hello, this is Rachel Samstat.
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Well, obviously it's me.
I mean, Who else could it be?

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It's my tape recorder.
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And it's May 16th, and I'm here
in the kitchen With Annie.

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Why don't you say something
to the folks back home, Annie.

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What?
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A Word? Oh, my God.
I got it on tape.

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Oh, you big...
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Julie's idea of romance, OK?
I'll tell you. You ready?

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She's got this flannel nightgoWn
that she puts on.

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It's got this stuff across the top.
What is it?

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- Rickrack.
- Rickrack, exactly. Right.

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- And these bedroom slippers...
- With bunnies on them.

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Right. So she puts on the nightgoWn
and the slippers,

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and she gets into bed on Monday night
With the magazines

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- and a boWI of lima beans, right?
- Yes, yes.

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Hi, darling. Bye.
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And noW, Arthur's idea of
romance is Venice, gondolas...

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- Gondolas.
- Oh, oh, yes, of course.

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I love my flannel nightgoWn.
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Oh, I'm so happy.
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Who kneW West Virginia
Was so beautiful?

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I think We should take
this place every summer.

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- Definitely.
- Mark goes into toWn,

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goes to the dentist. He conducts his
search for the perfect pair of socks.

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He comes home and says,
"What've you been doing?"

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And I say, "Oh, not much, you knoW.
Today We found a frog."

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Here's a riddle for you.
There's 200 million people in America.

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A hundred million of them are men.
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They lose four socks a year,
conservatively.

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I lose ten myself.

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