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- And these bedroom slippers...
- With bunnies on them.

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Right. So she puts on the nightgoWn
and the slippers,

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and she gets into bed on Monday night
With the magazines

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- and a boWI of lima beans, right?
- Yes, yes.

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Hi, darling. Bye.
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And noW, Arthur's idea of
romance is Venice, gondolas...

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- Gondolas.
- Oh, oh, yes, of course.

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I love my flannel nightgoWn.
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Oh, I'm so happy.
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Who kneW West Virginia
Was so beautiful?

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I think We should take
this place every summer.

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- Definitely.
- Mark goes into toWn,

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goes to the dentist. He conducts his
search for the perfect pair of socks.

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He comes home and says,
"What've you been doing?"

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And I say, "Oh, not much, you knoW.
Today We found a frog."

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Here's a riddle for you.
There's 200 million people in America.

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A hundred million of them are men.
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They lose four socks a year,
conservatively.

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I lose ten myself.
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That's 400 million missing socks.
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Missing forever. Where are they?
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Nobody ever sees them again.
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You'd think you'd run into one
of them every once in a While.

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They're in heaven.
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You die, go to heaven,
and they give you this big box

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With all your missing socks
and mufflers in it.

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And you get to spend
eternity sorting it out.

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And Why is there only one shoe left
in the road? Where is the other shoe?

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Why is the cold Water
in the bathroom alWays colder

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than the cold Water in the kitchen?
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- Mark, for God's sake.
- What?

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It's not even lunch, and you rip
the leg off the chicken?

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Are you planning
on photographing it?

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Oh, come on.
You don't even like dark meat.

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Well, I Won't have any lunch, OK?
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Just subtract it
from my share, OK?

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This isn't
your mother's house,


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