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That's 400 million missing socks.
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Missing forever. Where are they?
:41:08
Nobody ever sees them again.
:41:11
You'd think you'd run into one
of them every once in a While.

:41:15
They're in heaven.
:41:17
You die, go to heaven,
and they give you this big box

:41:20
With all your missing socks
and mufflers in it.

:41:23
And you get to spend
eternity sorting it out.

:41:26
And Why is there only one shoe left
in the road? Where is the other shoe?

:41:31
Why is the cold Water
in the bathroom alWays colder

:41:33
than the cold Water in the kitchen?
:41:38
- Mark, for God's sake.
- What?

:41:42
It's not even lunch, and you rip
the leg off the chicken?

:41:47
Are you planning
on photographing it?

:41:49
Oh, come on.
You don't even like dark meat.

:41:53
Well, I Won't have any lunch, OK?
:41:55
Just subtract it
from my share, OK?

:41:58
This isn't
your mother's house,

:42:00
Where you do something like that,
and everybody thinks it's cute.

:42:04
If it's not my mother's house, then Why
are you talking to me like I'm your kid?

:42:11
Come on, guys.
:42:14
Bellinis.
:42:18
- That's...
- Whoops. Sorry.

:42:20
- Just like in Venice.
- Thank you.

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Toast?
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To marriage.
:42:37
To friendship.
:42:51
- OK. Is everybody ready?
- Ready.

:42:53
Arthur, you go first.
:42:56
- "JeWish."
- You put "JeWish" first?


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