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He's in love With someone else.
Hold still. He comes over last night,
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and he drops it on me.
He's in love With someone else
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- but still Wants to be friends.
- This just happened?
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- Last night?
- Hold still.
:46:28
I says, "I don't Wanna be friends
With you."
:46:30
He says, "Why not?" I says,
"Because you're a real shithead.
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- "That's Why."
- Don't do too much...
:46:35
I'll do one side. If you don't like it,
We'll take it doWn.
:46:39
You knoW What he says to me?
He says:
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"You mean you're not even
gonna cut my hair anymore?"
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He falls in love With someone
else While going With me,
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and he actually thinks I'm gonna
go on cutting his hair.
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I can't believe
I didn't figure it out.
:46:52
He kept dropping one clue
after another, right into my lap.
:46:55
He has to go jogging.
He has to go and do errands
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that take four times
longer than it'd take
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a genuinely subnormal person
to do them.
:47:02
Last Week, he calls me up at
10:00 in the evening, and he says:
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"I'm calling to say good night.
I'm going to bed early.
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"I'm gonna turn off the phone.
:47:11
"I Wanted you to knoW in case you
called, and there Was no ansWer."
:47:14
And do you knoW What I said to him?
"Good night, honey."
:47:18
Anyone can see it, and I'm saying,
"Good night, honey, sleep tight.
:47:22
"Don't let the bedbugs bite."
:47:23
You didn't.
"Don't let the bedbugs bite"?
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I did.
:47:28
- Did you knoW about this?
- No, of course not, Mary Beth.
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You and I are the only tWo
people in America
:47:34
Who did not knoW about it.
His friends kneW. His mother kneW.
:47:38
- The doorman.
- Mary Beth, I...
:47:39
- That's not too much, is it?
- No.
:47:42
I have to go. I just realized something.
I just remembered.
:47:45
- But I think I left something.
- When are you gonna be back?
:47:48
I have to see if I'm right.
As soon as I knoW if I'm right...
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- I'll be back.
- Well, hoW long's it gonna take you?
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I don't knoW.