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1:01:24
I don't even know which way to look.
1:01:28
Where's the Earth?
1:01:47
Galina Borisovna! Comrade Mashkov and I,
as patsaks, could receive two chatlas
for a performance - it's the maximum.

1:01:55
Water, luts and fines for
epsilops - a minimum of one chatl a day.

1:02:00
And a gravitsapa costs half a ktse!
That's two thousand two hundred chatls.

1:02:05
Divided by 365, take off Saturday and Sunday
we get six. And that's for those six years when
I had no way of returning!

1:02:14
That's all very well, Gedevan Alexandrovich,
but these are just words.

1:02:18
Where is the proof, that you arrived from the cosmos,
and didn't sell the violin, as Professor Rogozin alleges,

1:02:25
and spent all this time in a disoteque in Garak?
1:02:29
Here's some rock.
1:02:33
Here's a chatl.
1:02:36
Here's a tsak.
1:02:37
And a nut and sand I attached to the
explanation report and handed in to Dean Raechke,
so that it could be sent to UNESCO.

1:02:45
Where?
1:02:46
UNESCO.
1:02:50
You are a grown man, Gedevan Alexandrovich.
You study for one term and disappear for a year!
And explain yourself...

1:02:58
With some pebble, some piece of old
Caucas ceramics, and a donkey bell!


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