:46:03
Slowly, a sound started to build
in Lardass's stomach.
:46:08
A strange and scary sound...
:46:11
... like a log truck coming
at you at 100 miles an hour.
:46:28
Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth...
:46:31
... and before Bill Travis knew it...
:46:33
... he was covered with five pies worth
of used blueberries.
:46:38
The women in the audience screamed.
:46:40
Bossman Bob Cormier took one look
at Bill Travis and barfed on Wiggins.
:46:45
Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack
that was sitting next to him.
:46:49
Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits!
:46:52
But when the smell hit the crowd...
:46:55
...that's when Lardass's plan
really started to work.
:46:58
Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends.
:47:00
Kids barfed on their parents.
:47:01
A fat lady barfed in her purse.
:47:03
The Donelley twins barfed on each other.
:47:05
The Women's Auxiliary barfed all over
the Benevolent Order of Antelopes.
:47:10
And Lardass just sat back
and enjoyed what he'd created.
:47:14
A complete and total barfarama.
:47:26
- Too cool!
- That was the best, just the best.
:47:30
Then what happened?
:47:32
What do you mean?
:47:33
I mean, what happened?
:47:36
What do you mean, "What happened?"
That's the end.
:47:39
How can that be the end? What kind of an
ending is that? What happens to Lardass?
:47:43
I don't know.
:47:45
Maybe he went home and celebrated
with a couple of cheeseburgers.
:47:48
Jesus, that ending sucks.
:47:52
Why don't you make it
so that Lardass goes home...
:47:55
...and he shoots his father.
:47:56
Then he runs away
and he joins the Texas Rangers.
:47:59
How about that?