Stand by Me
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Kids barfed on their parents.
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A fat lady barfed in her purse.
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The Donelley twins barfed on each other.
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The Women's Auxiliary barfed all over
the Benevolent Order of Antelopes.

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And Lardass just sat back
and enjoyed what he'd created.

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A complete and total barfarama.
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- Too cool!
- That was the best, just the best.

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Then what happened?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, what happened?
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What do you mean, "What happened?"
That's the end.

:47:39
How can that be the end? What kind of an
ending is that? What happens to Lardass?

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I don't know.
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Maybe he went home and celebrated
with a couple of cheeseburgers.

:47:48
Jesus, that ending sucks.
:47:52
Why don't you make it
so that Lardass goes home...

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...and he shoots his father.
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Then he runs away
and he joins the Texas Rangers.

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How about that?
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I don't know.
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Something good like that.
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I like the ending. The barfing was good.
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But there's one thing I didn't understand.
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Did Lardass have to pay
to get into the contest?

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No, Vern, they just let him in.
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Great, great story.
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It's a great story.
I just didn't like the ending.

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Where's the radio?
Let's see if we can get some sounds.

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Here.
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We talked into the night.
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The kind of talk that seemed important
until you discover girls.

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All right.
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Mickey's a Mouse. Donald's a duck.
Pluto's a dog.

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What's Goofy?
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If I could only have one food
for the rest of my life?

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That's easy. Pez.
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Cherry flavoured Pez.
No question about it.

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Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a dog.

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