:54:14
Maybe you could go
into the college courses with me.
:54:17
That'll be the day.
:54:20
Why not? You're smart enough.
:54:22
They won't let me.
:54:25
What do you mean?
:54:27
It's the way the people think
of my family in this town.
:54:30
It's the way they think of me. I'm just one
of those low-life Chambers kids.
:54:34
That's not true.
:54:36
It is.
:54:38
No one asked me if I took the milk money.
:54:42
I just got a three-day vacation.
:54:50
Did you take it?
:54:51
Yeah, I took it. You knew I took it.
:54:55
Teddy knew I took it.
:54:57
Everyone knew I took it.
Even Vern knew, I think.
:55:05
Maybe I was sorry,
and I tried to give it back.
:55:08
You tried to give it back?
:55:10
Maybe, just maybe.
:55:13
Maybe I took it to Old Lady Simons
and told her, and the money was all there.
:55:18
But I still got a three-day vacation,
because it never showed up.
:55:22
And maybe the next week,
old Lady Simons...
:55:24
...had this brand new skirt on
when she came to school.
:55:27
Yeah, it was brown and it had dots on it.
:55:31
Let's just say that I stole the milk money,
but old Lady Simons stole it back from me.
:55:35
Just suppose that I told this story.
:55:38
Me, Chris Chambers,
kid brother to Eyeball Chambers.
:55:41
Do you think anyone
would have believed it?
:55:43
No.
:55:44
You think that bitch would have tried that
if it had been one of those douche bags...
:55:48
...from The View,
if they had taken the money?
:55:51
- No way.
- Hell, no.
:55:53
But, with me...
:55:59
I'm sure she had her eye on that skirt
for a long time.