:55:05
Maybe I was sorry,
and I tried to give it back.
:55:08
You tried to give it back?
:55:10
Maybe, just maybe.
:55:13
Maybe I took it to Old Lady Simons
and told her, and the money was all there.
:55:18
But I still got a three-day vacation,
because it never showed up.
:55:22
And maybe the next week,
old Lady Simons...
:55:24
...had this brand new skirt on
when she came to school.
:55:27
Yeah, it was brown and it had dots on it.
:55:31
Let's just say that I stole the milk money,
but old Lady Simons stole it back from me.
:55:35
Just suppose that I told this story.
:55:38
Me, Chris Chambers,
kid brother to Eyeball Chambers.
:55:41
Do you think anyone
would have believed it?
:55:43
No.
:55:44
You think that bitch would have tried that
if it had been one of those douche bags...
:55:48
...from The View,
if they had taken the money?
:55:51
- No way.
- Hell, no.
:55:53
But, with me...
:55:59
I'm sure she had her eye on that skirt
for a long time.
:56:03
Anyway, she saw her chance
and she took it.
:56:07
I was the stupid one
for even trying to give it back.
:56:16
I just never thought...
:56:20
I never thought that a teacher...
:56:25
Who gives a fuck anyway?
:56:34
I just wish...
:56:36
...that I could go someplace
where nobody knows me.
:56:51
I guess I'm just a pussy.
:56:53
No way, man.