:00:02
Diving into his fifth pie, Lardass began
to imagine that he wasn't eating pies.
:00:07
He pretended he was eating cowflops...
:00:09
... and rat guts in blueberry sauce.
:00:12
Done.
:00:16
Slowly, a sound started to build
in Lardass's stomach.
:00:21
A strange and scary sound...
:00:24
... like a log truck coming
at you at 100 miles an hour.
:00:40
Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth...
:00:44
... and before Bill Travis knew it...
:00:46
... he was covered with five pies worth
of used blueberries.
:00:51
The women in the audience screamed.
:00:53
Bossman Bob Cormier took one look
at Bill Travis and barfed on Wiggins.
:00:58
Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack
that was sitting next to him.
:01:02
Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits!
:01:05
But when the smell hit the crowd...
:01:08
...that's when Lardass's plan
really started to work.
:01:11
Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends.
:01:12
Kids barfed on their parents.
:01:14
A fat lady barfed in her purse.
:01:16
The Donelley twins barfed on each other.
:01:18
The Women's Auxiliary barfed all over
the Benevolent Order of Antelopes.
:01:23
And Lardass just sat back
and enjoyed what he'd created.
:01:27
A complete and total barfarama.
:01:39
- Too cool!
- That was the best, just the best.
:01:43
Then what happened?
:01:44
What do you mean?
:01:46
I mean, what happened?
:01:49
What do you mean, "What happened?"
That's the end.
:01:52
How can that be the end? What kind of an
ending is that? What happens to Lardass?
:01:56
I don't know.
:01:58
Maybe he went home and celebrated
with a couple of cheeseburgers.