:01:02
Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits!
:01:05
But when the smell hit the crowd...
:01:08
...that's when Lardass's plan
really started to work.
:01:11
Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends.
:01:12
Kids barfed on their parents.
:01:14
A fat lady barfed in her purse.
:01:16
The Donelley twins barfed on each other.
:01:18
The Women's Auxiliary barfed all over
the Benevolent Order of Antelopes.
:01:23
And Lardass just sat back
and enjoyed what he'd created.
:01:27
A complete and total barfarama.
:01:39
- Too cool!
- That was the best, just the best.
:01:43
Then what happened?
:01:44
What do you mean?
:01:46
I mean, what happened?
:01:49
What do you mean, "What happened?"
That's the end.
:01:52
How can that be the end? What kind of an
ending is that? What happens to Lardass?
:01:56
I don't know.
:01:58
Maybe he went home and celebrated
with a couple of cheeseburgers.
:02:01
Jesus, that ending sucks.
:02:05
Why don't you make it
so that Lardass goes home...
:02:08
...and he shoots his father.
:02:09
Then he runs away
and he joins the Texas Rangers.
:02:12
How about that?
:02:13
I don't know.
:02:15
Something good like that.
:02:17
I like the ending. The barfing was good.
:02:20
But there's one thing I didn't understand.
:02:24
Did Lardass have to pay
to get into the contest?
:02:28
No, Vern, they just let him in.
:02:32
Great, great story.
:02:34
It's a great story.
I just didn't like the ending.
:02:37
Where's the radio?
Let's see if we can get some sounds.
:02:39
Here.
:02:49
We talked into the night.
:02:50
The kind of talk that seemed important
until you discover girls.
:02:54
All right.
:02:55
Mickey's a Mouse. Donald's a duck.
Pluto's a dog.