Stand by Me
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:02:01
Jesus, that ending sucks.
:02:05
Why don't you make it
so that Lardass goes home...

:02:08
...and he shoots his father.
:02:09
Then he runs away
and he joins the Texas Rangers.

:02:12
How about that?
:02:13
I don't know.
:02:15
Something good like that.
:02:17
I like the ending. The barfing was good.
:02:20
But there's one thing I didn't understand.
:02:24
Did Lardass have to pay
to get into the contest?

:02:28
No, Vern, they just let him in.
:02:32
Great, great story.
:02:34
It's a great story.
I just didn't like the ending.

:02:37
Where's the radio?
Let's see if we can get some sounds.

:02:39
Here.
:02:49
We talked into the night.
:02:50
The kind of talk that seemed important
until you discover girls.

:02:54
All right.
:02:55
Mickey's a Mouse. Donald's a duck.
Pluto's a dog.

:03:00
What's Goofy?
:03:02
If I could only have one food
for the rest of my life?

:03:05
That's easy. Pez.
:03:07
Cherry flavoured Pez.
No question about it.

:03:11
Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a dog.
:03:16
I knew the $64,000 Question was fixed.
:03:19
There's no way anybody can know
that much about opera.

:03:23
He can't be a dog.
He wears a hat and drives a car.

:03:27
"Wagon Train" is a really cool show...
:03:30
...but did you ever notice
that they never get anywhere?

:03:33
They just keep wagon training.
:03:36
God, that's weird.
:03:38
What the hell is Goofy?
:03:42
Not one of us mentioned Ray Brower,
but we were all thinking about him.

:03:52
Oh, my God.
:03:54
It's the Brower kid.
:03:55
His ghost is out walking in the woods.

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