:08:27
Maybe you could go
into the college courses with me.
:08:30
That'll be the day.
:08:33
Why not? You're smart enough.
:08:34
They won't let me.
:08:38
What do you mean?
:08:40
It's the way the people think
of my family in this town.
:08:43
It's the way they think of me. I'm just one
of those low-life Chambers kids.
:08:47
That's not true.
:08:49
It is.
:08:51
No one asked me if I took the milk money.
:08:55
I just got a three-day vacation.
:09:02
Did you take it?
:09:04
Yeah, I took it. You knew I took it.
:09:08
Teddy knew I took it.
:09:10
Everyone knew I took it.
Even Vern knew, I think.
:09:18
Maybe I was sorry,
and I tried to give it back.
:09:21
You tried to give it back?
:09:23
Maybe, just maybe.
:09:26
Maybe I took it to Old Lady Simons
and told her, and the money was all there.
:09:31
But I still got a three-day vacation,
because it never showed up.
:09:34
And maybe the next week,
old Lady Simons...
:09:37
...had this brand new skirt on
when she came to school.
:09:40
Yeah, it was brown and it had dots on it.
:09:43
Let's just say that I stole the milk money,
but old Lady Simons stole it back from me.
:09:48
Just suppose that I told this story.
:09:51
Me, Chris Chambers,
kid brother to Eyeball Chambers.
:09:54
Do you think anyone
would have believed it?
:09:56
No.
:09:57
You think that bitch would have tried that
if it had been one of those douche bags...