:09:02
Did you take it?
:09:04
Yeah, I took it. You knew I took it.
:09:08
Teddy knew I took it.
:09:10
Everyone knew I took it.
Even Vern knew, I think.
:09:18
Maybe I was sorry,
and I tried to give it back.
:09:21
You tried to give it back?
:09:23
Maybe, just maybe.
:09:26
Maybe I took it to Old Lady Simons
and told her, and the money was all there.
:09:31
But I still got a three-day vacation,
because it never showed up.
:09:34
And maybe the next week,
old Lady Simons...
:09:37
...had this brand new skirt on
when she came to school.
:09:40
Yeah, it was brown and it had dots on it.
:09:43
Let's just say that I stole the milk money,
but old Lady Simons stole it back from me.
:09:48
Just suppose that I told this story.
:09:51
Me, Chris Chambers,
kid brother to Eyeball Chambers.
:09:54
Do you think anyone
would have believed it?
:09:56
No.
:09:57
You think that bitch would have tried that
if it had been one of those douche bags...
:10:01
...from The View,
if they had taken the money?
:10:03
- No way.
- Hell, no.
:10:06
But, with me...
:10:12
I'm sure she had her eye on that skirt
for a long time.
:10:16
Anyway, she saw her chance
and she took it.
:10:19
I was the stupid one
for even trying to give it back.
:10:29
I just never thought...
:10:33
I never thought that a teacher...
:10:38
Who gives a fuck anyway?
:10:47
I just wish...
:10:49
...that I could go someplace
where nobody knows me.