:06:00
What's the matter, dear?
Have you burned yourself?
:06:03
This is it, ducks! This is really it!
:06:06
Another sausage, dear?
:06:08
I shouldn't worry too much.
It'll probably all blow over.
:06:11
- Three days! Blimey! Three days!
- Language, James! Language!
:06:17
Crumbs! It's lucky I got more leaflets
from the public library only this morning.
:06:22
Here we are, see? Er...
:06:23
"Protect And Survive" and er...
"The Householder's Guide To Survival."
:06:28
Now, this one should be really authoritative.
:06:30
It's printed by the County Council.
:06:32
We'd better commence the construction
of a fallout shelter immediately.
:06:36
We must do the correct thing.
:06:37
There's treacle tart and custard
or cold bread and butter pudding.
:06:41
- Er... Treacle tart, please.
- Fallout?
:06:44
- I thought they did that in the army.
- No, dear, it's fall in in the army. Fall in.
:06:49
Thank goodness
I got all those official leaflets today.
:06:51
I gave the others to our Ron.
:06:53
Suppose I hadn't?
:06:56
We'd have been totally non-prepared.
I mean, just think!
:06:59
Will you have to dig a hole,
like the old Anderson shelters in the war?
:07:04
No, dear, that's all old-fashioned.
:07:06
With modern scientific methods, you just use
doors with cushions and books on top.
:07:10
Where on earth are we going to get doors from,
James?
:07:13
Well er... you just unscrew them, dear.
:07:15
You don't mean off our own house!
:07:19
Well er... yes er... dear.
:07:22
- You're not going to ruin the paintwork, James!
- Oh, don't worry.
:07:25
I can soon touch it up after the bomb's gone off.
:07:28
Well, mind you do.
:07:41
Just you be careful, James!
:07:56
Mind that paint, James!