1:00:01
If a German sees you in these socks,
he'll think you're just a peasant.
1:00:05
"Die, you Englishe pig dogs!" he'd say.
1:00:08
"Enemies of der Fatherland! Heil Hitler!"
1:00:14
Oh. Oh, no, sorry. No, no, that's the last time.
I keep forgetting, it's the Russkies now.
1:00:22
Just suppose that one did come.
1:00:25
A great big Russian.
1:00:27
Big overcoat,
great big boots with snow on them.
1:00:30
Great furry hat,
all covered in belts of ammo and grenades.
1:00:34
Bloomin' great Tommy gun
pointing straight at us!
1:00:37
What am I supposed to do?
1:00:39
You could offer him a cup of tea, I suppose.
1:00:43
Argh!
1:00:44
We mustn't be collaborators, Hilda.
1:00:47
They'd shave our heads.
1:00:49
Russians like tea.
A cup of tea wouldn't hurt, surely?
1:00:53
I suppose it's better than being mown down
in a hail of bullets.
1:00:57
Crumbs! They might round us up
and take us off to the concentration camps.
1:01:01
Why? We've not done anything.
1:01:04
We're not Jews, or anything.
1:01:07
- Your grandfather was a Jew.
- He was not!
1:01:11
Well, only partly.
1:01:13
They'd send us to Liberia. Down the salt mines.
1:01:16
- Whatever for?
- I don't know.
1:01:20
They always do.
1:01:21
Perhaps Russians eat a lot of salt.
1:01:23
I expect they're quite nice, really.
1:01:27
I saw the Russians dancing on telly once.
1:01:30
All in boots.
1:01:32
They seemed nice.
1:01:34
Oh, yes. I bet some of them are nice.
1:01:38
There were supposed to be some nice Germans
last time.
1:01:46
I think we're running out of water again, dear.
The rainwater's all gone.
1:01:52
Oh, we've still got a pint of milk.
1:01:55
Better save that for teatime.
1:01:58
I can't bear tea without milk.