1:01:01
Why? We've not done anything.
1:01:04
We're not Jews, or anything.
1:01:07
- Your grandfather was a Jew.
- He was not!
1:01:11
Well, only partly.
1:01:13
They'd send us to Liberia. Down the salt mines.
1:01:16
- Whatever for?
- I don't know.
1:01:20
They always do.
1:01:21
Perhaps Russians eat a lot of salt.
1:01:23
I expect they're quite nice, really.
1:01:27
I saw the Russians dancing on telly once.
1:01:30
All in boots.
1:01:32
They seemed nice.
1:01:34
Oh, yes. I bet some of them are nice.
1:01:38
There were supposed to be some nice Germans
last time.
1:01:46
I think we're running out of water again, dear.
The rainwater's all gone.
1:01:52
Oh, we've still got a pint of milk.
1:01:55
Better save that for teatime.
1:01:58
I can't bear tea without milk.
1:02:00
- Posh people have lemon in it.
- I know! Horrible!
1:02:04
Crumbs!
1:02:06
I wonder if it was an American missile
falling a bit short.
1:02:09
That happened in the war -
blokes getting shelled by their own guns.
1:02:14
Be funny if it was
an American missile that had landed on us.
1:02:18
Wouldn't it, dear?
1:02:20
I can't see it's very funny, James.
1:02:23
No, well er... Funny peculiar, I mean.
1:02:26
Are they worse than the Russian ones?
1:02:29
Oh, I shouldn't think so, love.
I expect they're all much of a muchness.
1:02:34
They all work on the same principle.
1:02:36
It's called er... megadeath, I think.
1:02:39
So many millions of people dead per bang.
1:02:42
Any ketchup, dear?
1:02:44
I expect the quantity is similar either way.
1:02:47
Are all the bangs about the same sizze, then?
1:02:50
Oh, no! There's one megaton,
1:02:53
and 10 megaton, an' that.
1:02:56
It's er... just a question of
how big a bang you want to make