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:05:03
- Is she on your case again?
- What else is new?

:05:05
When I got up this morning,
I was feeling kind of special.

:05:08
Like, I don't know, today was my day.
:05:12
- What's so special about today?
- Nothing. Forget it.

:05:29
What are you putting on your face?
:05:30
It's called Total Tan. It's supposed
to simulate a tropical glow.

:05:33
- How's it look?
- Like something's wrong with your liver.

:05:36
- Very funny. Put some on.
- Oh, no.

:05:38
- Everybody expects us to have tans.
- They wouldn't have...

:05:41
...if you hadrt said we were going
to Jamaica for the weekend, big shot.

:05:44
- Well, we were.
- Not on a condemned plane.

:05:47
- Where did you get that travel agent?
- My cousin Artie uses him.

:05:50
Harry, your cousin Artie's been in jail
for five years.

:05:52
That doesn't mean he didn't like to travel
when he was out.

:05:55
Do me a favor, don't talk me into any
of your deals anymore.

:05:58
If I didn't, you'd never go anywhere.
:06:00
Even when you do talk me into things,
I still don't go anywhere.

:06:04
I suppose this incredible package deal
to Barbados is out.

:06:08
Hey, guys, here comes
the Crystal Street bookends.

:06:13
Galapagos Islands.
:06:18
- It's locked.
- Harry, what happened to your face?

:06:20
What, this here? This happens
to be a tropical tan.

:06:25
I thought it was hepatitis.
:06:30
- You guys really went to Puerto Rico, huh?
- Jamaica.

:06:34
We don't go to Puerto Rico no more.
It's passé.

:06:37
Hey, Moe, you went too?
You look a little pale.

:06:41
Yeah, well, I'm not the sun-worshiper
that Harry is.

:06:44
I saw a lot of indoor activity,
if you know what I mean.

:06:47
Oh, yeah? Doing what? Watching TV?

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