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:04:03
A weekend in Jamaica,
69.95 per person?

:04:07
Airfare, hotel and coco locos included?
:04:10
That would've been phenomenal
if those jerks...

:04:12
...got the plane past the safety inspector.
:04:14
I'm the only woman
in the Newark Hadassah...

:04:17
...who lists her sors profession
as "hoodlum. "

:04:19
I am not a hoodlum. I work for Mr. Anthony
Castelo, who's in the olive-oil business.

:04:23
Oh, please, Morris. Our people did not come
through the Inquisition, the pogroms...

:04:28
...and the Holocaust so that you could
end up working for a guinea gangster.

:04:31
That's real nice, Ma. Did you ever think
that maybe I'm a trailblazer...

:04:35
...opening up avenues here in Newark
for Jews? Maybe Moe Dickstein...

:04:38
...is the Jackie Robinson of organized crime
in New Jersey.

:04:41
- Dad, can I get a 10-speed bike?
- We'll see.

:04:44
Jimmy Acavano's father got him one.
:04:46
His father can afford it.
Frank "The Fixer" hurts people for a living.

:04:50
You mean he kills them, don't you?
:04:53
Three in the back of the head.
:04:56
That's it, we're moving to Sweden.
:05:03
- Is she on your case again?
- What else is new?

:05:05
When I got up this morning,
I was feeling kind of special.

:05:08
Like, I don't know, today was my day.
:05:12
- What's so special about today?
- Nothing. Forget it.

:05:29
What are you putting on your face?
:05:30
It's called Total Tan. It's supposed
to simulate a tropical glow.

:05:33
- How's it look?
- Like something's wrong with your liver.

:05:36
- Very funny. Put some on.
- Oh, no.

:05:38
- Everybody expects us to have tans.
- They wouldn't have...

:05:41
...if you hadrt said we were going
to Jamaica for the weekend, big shot.

:05:44
- Well, we were.
- Not on a condemned plane.

:05:47
- Where did you get that travel agent?
- My cousin Artie uses him.

:05:50
Harry, your cousin Artie's been in jail
for five years.

:05:52
That doesn't mean he didn't like to travel
when he was out.

:05:55
Do me a favor, don't talk me into any
of your deals anymore.

:05:58
If I didn't, you'd never go anywhere.

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