Wise Guys

- What are you so happy about?
- Oh, I don't know.

I just feel like today's a special day,
don't you?

No, not really.
So you don't have anything special planned,
or anything like that?

No. SOS. Same old stuff.
- Stand up.
- What?

- Take off that shirt.
- What's wrong?

Take off that shirt. It's filthy.
Take off that filthy shirt!

No son of mine is going out of this house
in a shirt like that!

Even though, given your chosen line
of work, it might be riddled with bullets.

You've been watching
too many movies, Ma.

...I made your favorite.
- What's the matter?
- Wanda, I feel terrible about this weekend.

Oh, don't, doll.
I still had fun.
What, sitting on a runway
at Newark Airport for 16 hours?

Oh, yeah.
Harry, we should've known there was
something wacko with that travel agent.

A weekend in Jamaica,
69.95 per person?

Airfare, hotel and coco locos included?
That would've been phenomenal
if those jerks...

...got the plane past the safety inspector.
I'm the only woman
in the Newark Hadassah...

...who lists her sors profession
as "hoodlum. "

I am not a hoodlum. I work for Mr. Anthony
Castelo, who's in the olive-oil business.

Oh, please, Morris. Our people did not come
through the Inquisition, the pogroms...

...and the Holocaust so that you could
end up working for a guinea gangster.

That's real nice, Ma. Did you ever think
that maybe I'm a trailblazer...

...opening up avenues here in Newark
for Jews? Maybe Moe Dickstein...

...is the Jackie Robinson of organized crime
in New Jersey.

- Dad, can I get a 10-speed bike?
- We'll see.

Jimmy Acavano's father got him one.
His father can afford it.
Frank "The Fixer" hurts people for a living.

You mean he kills them, don't you?
Three in the back of the head.
That's it, we're moving to Sweden.