:04:00
God.
:04:53
What?
:04:56
Ain't no fuckin' Thelma
here, man!
:04:59
Look, the bitch don't
live here! Fuck you too!
:05:02
Shit! Fuck!
:05:16
Hello. I'm Dr. Warren
G. Easterbrook,
:05:19
Chairman of the President's
Commission on Education,
:05:22
and I would like to talk to you
about an ever-growing problem...
:05:25
the short attention span
of today's youth.
:05:27
Weaned as they are on television,
young people today...
:05:30
can't seem to pay attention
for more than a few mo...
:05:35
Pethouse Video presents
an in-depth...
:05:38
up close and personal look...
:05:41
at Pethouse Plaything
Taryn Steele.
:05:45
Oh, so many neat things have
happened to me in my life...
:05:48
being named homecoming queen,
making the cheerleading squad.
:05:52
But the neatest thing ever was
when I was recently chosen...
:05:55
the Pethouse Plaything
of the Month.
:05:59
But being a Plaything
hasn't changed me.