:09:03
- ¤ If this is it ¤
- ¤ Doo wah ¤
:09:06
Selma! Help me!
:09:08
¤ If this ain't love, baby ¤
Wait. Wait.
:09:11
Selma! I'm looking for the booklet.
:09:18
Oh, no. I'm in black and white.
:09:22
Where am I?
:09:43
This is what you get for
throwing out the directions.
:09:47
Help! Help me!
:09:53
Here you can leave me
for the night.
:09:58
You should be so lucky.
:10:07
Where am I?
:10:12
You're on
the Disney Channel.
:10:14
At least I know you won't
catch anything there.
:10:17
Fun is fun, Selma, but I
want to come home. I'm trying.
:10:22
500 million people
are watching via satellite...
:10:26
as the president and first lady
deplane for this historic Moscow visit.
:10:30
They look fit and rested.
Wait a minute.
:10:33
An unidentified man
has emerged from Air Force One.
:10:36
He seems, believe it or not, to
be clad only in his underwear.
:10:40
The Secret Service have grabbed
him. Where am I? I'm innocent!
:10:43
But who is he and how did he get on
board? I was only watching television!
:10:46
He appears to be deranged.
Help! Selma!
:10:52
I'm so proud of you, Brenda,
:10:54
getting through the delivery
without any anesthetic.
:10:57
Well, I had the best
Lamaze coach in the world.
:10:59
When do we get to see the baby?
It's been eight hours.