:10:07
Where am I?
:10:12
You're on
the Disney Channel.
:10:14
At least I know you won't
catch anything there.
:10:17
Fun is fun, Selma, but I
want to come home. I'm trying.
:10:22
500 million people
are watching via satellite...
:10:26
as the president and first lady
deplane for this historic Moscow visit.
:10:30
They look fit and rested.
Wait a minute.
:10:33
An unidentified man
has emerged from Air Force One.
:10:36
He seems, believe it or not, to
be clad only in his underwear.
:10:40
The Secret Service have grabbed
him. Where am I? I'm innocent!
:10:43
But who is he and how did he get on
board? I was only watching television!
:10:46
He appears to be deranged.
Help! Selma!
:10:52
I'm so proud of you, Brenda,
:10:54
getting through the delivery
without any anesthetic.
:10:57
Well, I had the best
Lamaze coach in the world.
:10:59
When do we get to see the baby?
It's been eight hours.
:11:03
Well, you remember the film
they showed us in class.
:11:06
There's all kinds of tests they
have to perform on a newborn child.
:11:09
So...
That's true.
:11:12
Ah!
There's my favorite couple.
:11:14
- Mr. And Mrs. Flanders.
- That's Landers.
:11:17
Right, right. Flanders
is uremic poisoning on 39.
:11:21
- So.
- Um...
:11:23
Nice stitch work,
if I say so myself.
:11:25
Doctor, we'd like to see our son. The
nurses keep giving us the runaround.
:11:29
I'd like nothing better than
to bring you both your son,
:11:31
but have you looked around
this hospital?
:11:33
There are sick people here.
:11:35
I just saw this old guy in the hallway
with these gnarly scabs all over his body.
:11:39
Gross me out!
:11:41
- I'm not about to expose your little Jeffrey...
- Nicholas.
:11:44
To that.
:11:46
I've got a solemn oath
to uphold here. Doctor,
:11:49
Brenda and I are both
Lamaze graduates,
:11:52
and we've never heard of
quarantining a healthy infant before.
:11:57
Ooh, Lamaze.
:11:59
Well, I forgot that you spent three
whole weekends sitting on a floor...