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Did I take this job
for a quick buck?

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We may never know the answers
to these questions. Next week...

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Come on.
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To recap the three movies
that we reviewed this week...

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here on Critics Corner,
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Marc and I both gave
a big thumbs up...

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to the new Swedish film
directed by, uh, Olaf Svensen.

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Olaf Svensen, called
The Winter of my Despondency.

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- Haunting abstract symbolism.
- It's arty crap.

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Jonathan and I did split,
however...

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On the newest teenage romp
called Frat Slobs.

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Jonathan, I think,
thought it to be...

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a light,
frothy soufflé...

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sizzling with youthful
energy. That I did.

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On the other hand, I
thought it was pond scum.

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You're an albino.
What the hell do you know?

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We have a new feature we'd like
to introduce on Critics Corner...

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we hope you'll enjoy. We
call it "Real Life Reviews,"

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in which we critique the life of
an average person just like you.

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Jonathan will begin with a review
of the life of Harvey Putnik.

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No. Pitnik. Pitnik, of Skokie, Indiana.
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Illinois.
Illinois.

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Harvey Pitnik of Skokie, Illinois.
Bernice. Bernice, come here.

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They're talking about me
on the television.

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What?
Come here.

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Harvey Pitnik would seem
to have all the ingredients...

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For a successful life.
You'd think so.

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So why does he fail so
miserably? I don't know.

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I think the problem
is with Harvey himself.

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What the hell is this?
You're right. It is Harvey.

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Very good, Jonathan.
It is Harvey.

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So, we're supposed to care
about this Harvey Pitnik?

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Why? I mean, it takes him 30 years
to develop any character at all,

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and by the time he does,
who cares?

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They're crucifying me.
It's hardly worth the wait.

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He didn't like Gandhi either.
Let me show you.

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Here's a scene from last year as
Harvey is coming home from work.


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