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There's Harvey!
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Thank you, ladies and mourners.
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That's all right, Harvey.
Don't get up.
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Anyway, be that as it may...
and I doubt if it was...
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tonight we are here to pay tribute
to a close, personal friend,
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Harvey Pupik... I'm sorry.
Uh, Pitnik. Harvey Pitnik.
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Harvey was a man, my friends,
who was the same in life...
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as he is in death... a stiff!
:40:39
But all seriousness aside, we are
going to lay two things to rest...
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Harvey Pitnik and the rumor
that Charlie Callas is funny.
:40:47
Ladies and gentlemen, a very
funny man, Charlie Callas.
:40:54
Thank you.
Thank you.
:40:56
Thank you. Harvey, keep it down!
:41:03
Today, ladies and gentlemen, we're here to
pay homage to the late Harvey Potemkin...
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Peshtabil... Poshbulv...
whatever.
:41:10
Who cares? Does it matter now?
No, no.
:41:12
And if Harvey were alive today,
he'd be a very sick man.
:41:25
We had... I'm sorry to make this announcement.
We had two disappointments tonight...
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Milton Berle could not make it
and Rip Taylor could.
:41:32
Ladies and gentlemen,
Rip Taylor. All right.
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- Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
:41:42
Thank you.
Thank you so much, Steve.
:41:44
Charlie said, "Harvey,
keep it down. " Thank you.
:41:47
Oh, well, there goes that act.
:41:51
The president couldn't be here,
Harvey, so he sent a wire.
:41:57
Tell 'em. It's a...
Never mind.
:41:59
What's this, an audience or a
funeral? Now, pay attention, please.