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Today, ladies and gentlemen, we're here to
pay homage to the late Harvey Potemkin...
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Peshtabil... Poshbulv...
whatever.
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Who cares? Does it matter now?
No, no.
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And if Harvey were alive today,
he'd be a very sick man.
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We had... I'm sorry to make this announcement.
We had two disappointments tonight...
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Milton Berle could not make it
and Rip Taylor could.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Rip Taylor. All right.
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- Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
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Thank you.
Thank you so much, Steve.
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Charlie said, "Harvey,
keep it down. " Thank you.
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Oh, well, there goes that act.
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The president couldn't be here,
Harvey, so he sent a wire.
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Tell 'em. It's a...
Never mind.
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What's this, an audience or a
funeral? Now, pay attention, please.
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But I'm a little nervous because
Harvey was a personal friend of mine,
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and there's not a person in this
room that Harvey Pitnik did not touch.
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I must say, he touched me
for 40 bucks and Steve for 20.
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Folks, I don't dance.
This is it, you see.
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But I do feel for his widow,
Bernice. That was a romantic marriage.
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She learned everything about sex
from a manual.
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The "Manuel"
was their gardener.
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I'm sorry.
I better wrap it up now, folks.
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'Cause you know the old axiom in
show business... "get off quick. "
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Like Harvey
on his wedding night.
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- Could you die? I gotta go.
Good-bye. Thank you so much.
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Thank you folks. I'm thrilled to
be here tonight to pay tribute...
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to the late Harvey Pitnik.
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But enough about Harvey.
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Take my wife.
Please.