:42:02
But I'm a little nervous because
Harvey was a personal friend of mine,
:42:06
and there's not a person in this
room that Harvey Pitnik did not touch.
:42:09
I must say, he touched me
for 40 bucks and Steve for 20.
:42:14
Folks, I don't dance.
This is it, you see.
:42:19
But I do feel for his widow,
Bernice. That was a romantic marriage.
:42:23
She learned everything about sex
from a manual.
:42:27
The "Manuel"
was their gardener.
:42:31
I'm sorry.
I better wrap it up now, folks.
:42:35
'Cause you know the old axiom in
show business... "get off quick. "
:42:39
Like Harvey
on his wedding night.
:42:41
- Could you die? I gotta go.
Good-bye. Thank you so much.
:42:45
Thank you folks. I'm thrilled to
be here tonight to pay tribute...
:42:48
to the late Harvey Pitnik.
:42:50
But enough about Harvey.
:42:55
Take my wife.
Please.
:43:00
Why do Jewish divorces cost
so much? They're worth it.
:43:07
Why do Jewish guys die before
their wives? They want to.
:43:15
And that's what
I think of you, Harvey.
:43:24
Thank you, Henny Youngman, for that
trip down memory lane. And now...
:43:31
But seriously. Henny, you were
never funnier... and it's a shame.
:43:35
But I was asked to say a
couple of words about Harvey.
:43:40
How about "ugly" and "cheap"?
:43:43
Harvey wrote his will
on his cock,
:43:46
and his lawyer said it would
not stand up in court.
:43:55
Okay, Mrs. Pitnik. You're on. What?
:43:58
You're on. Oh, no. Oh,
no. I really can't...