Eddie Murphy Raw
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:02:01
Why do they fall in love?
:02:05
Why does the rain
Fall from up above?

:02:08
Why do fools fall in love?
:02:11
Why do they fall in love?
:02:21
Mama, I got a joke.
:02:23
Little Eddie got a joke to tell.
Go on, Eddie.

:02:26
Eddie. Eddie.
:02:29
I got a joke to tell.
:02:30
Once there was a lion
and a monkey.

:02:33
The monkey said,
"I can make the weather change."

:02:35
And the lion said,
"No, you can't."

:02:37
So the monkey started
climbing up the tree.

:02:42
And then he started peeing
on the lion's head.

:02:45
"Now it's raining!"
:02:48
Then he started farting.
:03:00
"Now there's thunder!"
Then he started doo-dooing.

:03:14
"Now it's snowing!"
:03:17
So the lion said, "Oh, yeah?
Well, I can make the stars come out."

:03:21
And then he kicked him
in the ding-ding.

:03:29
Thank you.
:03:33
I love that doo-doo line.
That boy's got talent.


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