Eddie Murphy Raw
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:06:48
Thank you.
:06:50
Sit down. Everybody, sit, sit.
Cool out.

:06:54
Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.

:06:58
And hello, New York City!
:07:06
Thank you for coming out.
:07:07
Don't let the lights and cameras
throw y'all.

:07:09
We filming a movie here tonight
and y'all gonna be in this shit.

:07:16
Except only I'm getting paid
for the motherfucker.

:07:21
Every now and then
I take a joke too far.

:07:22
That's why I haven't been
on the road the last three years.

:07:25
Did y'all see Delirious?
:07:29
ln Delirious, I was making fun
out of a lot of entertainers too.

:07:32
That's when I got scared.
I did some jokes about Mr. T.

:07:35
And Mr. T was gonna fuck Ed up.
He was...

:07:37
And I was scared,
because y'all seen Mr. T.

:07:40
He don't look like, you know,
like he can't fight.

:07:42
He looks like he can
whip some ass, right?

:07:45
And I was petrified. I would walk
at parties and people say:

:07:47
"Yo, man, Mr. T was just here
looking for you."

:07:51
He was walking up
to people saying:

:07:52
"I'm gonna whip Eddie Murphy's ass
when I see him."

:07:55
Then I watched his show,
because I didn't know him,

:07:58
to see what kind of guy he was,
:07:59
and the character on the show
ain't too bright.


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