:10:03
"He's special. I mean, he's good,
clean and wholesome."
:10:08
You know how I knew y'all believed it?
:10:10
Y'all didn't get mad when he took
Brooke Shields to the Grammys.
:10:13
Nobody white said shit.
:10:16
And Brooke Shields
is the whitest woman in America.
:10:20
Miss America every year is Brooke.
Fuck who you see with the crown.
:10:23
You look up "white woman"
in the dictionary,
:10:25
be a picture of Brooke like this:
:10:27
She's white.
:10:29
And this nigger took her
to the Grammys, nobody said shit.
:10:32
lf I took Brooke Shields
to the Grammys,
:10:34
y'all would lose your mind.
:10:37
Because y'all know Brooke
would get fucked that night.
:10:50
And Brooke knew too.
:10:52
That's why we going this year.
No...
:10:57
Stop. Now, see?
I did jokes about...
:11:00
I did a lot of jokes about homosexuals
a couple years ago
:11:02
and faggots were mad.
They were like...
:11:05
And they were... There's nothing like
having a nation of fags looking for you.
:11:09
I'd be at parties... There's always
two or three at a party.
:11:12
They'd be standing around looking
at you, they'd be looking at...
:11:23
"He's an asshole."
:11:26
I can't travel the country
freely no more.
:11:28
I can't go to San Francisco.
:11:30
They got 24-hour homo watch
waiting for me in the airport.
:11:34
Soon as I got off the plane,
they'd be like:
:11:36
"He's here, yes. Yes, it's him.
Yes, it's him!"
:11:40
And the cars would come rushing
across town. lt'd be:
:11:44
And it won't be no siren, it'll be
a real fag sitting on the roof going:
:11:54
"Pull over. Pull over.
:11:57
"Pull over.
I'm gonna read him his rights.