:09:00
"Yeah, what's your motherfucking
problem, man?
:09:03
"Well, how come you keep
fucking with me then, huh?
:09:05
"What's all the motherfucking jokes?
You don't like my clothes?
:09:09
"I'm Michael-motherfucking-Jackson,
I will bust your ass.
:09:12
"Get the fuck out, motherfucker...
:09:13
"I will moonwalk all up and down
your ass, motherfucker.
:09:16
"You mind your
motherfucking business.
:09:20
"I hear some more shit,
I'm gonna put this glove up your ass.
:09:23
"I'll see you later."
:09:27
That's a dumb...
I could never...
:09:28
I've been trying for five months
to do the moonwalk
:09:30
and I can't do the shit. lt's shitty.
:09:32
lt's the dumbest dance ever,
because I can't do it,
:09:35
that's why I say it's stupid.
:09:36
But how can you do the moonwalk
and ask a woman to dance?
:09:39
Be at a party, say, "Hey, baby,
come on, let's dance. See you later."
:09:42
Do the moonwalk. That's some stupid
shit. Michael can do that shit, though.
:09:46
Michael's so famous,
:09:47
Michael went on TV and everything
he says, the public believes.
:09:50
Went on television and said:
:09:52
"I don't have sex because
of my religious beliefs."
:09:54
And the public believed it.
:09:56
I know brothers were like,
"Get the fuck out of here."
:09:59
And white people go, "That Michael's
a special kind of guy.
:10:03
"He's special. I mean, he's good,
clean and wholesome."
:10:08
You know how I knew y'all believed it?
:10:10
Y'all didn't get mad when he took
Brooke Shields to the Grammys.
:10:13
Nobody white said shit.
:10:16
And Brooke Shields
is the whitest woman in America.
:10:20
Miss America every year is Brooke.
Fuck who you see with the crown.
:10:23
You look up "white woman"
in the dictionary,
:10:25
be a picture of Brooke like this:
:10:27
She's white.
:10:29
And this nigger took her
to the Grammys, nobody said shit.
:10:32
lf I took Brooke Shields
to the Grammys,
:10:34
y'all would lose your mind.
:10:37
Because y'all know Brooke
would get fucked that night.
:10:50
And Brooke knew too.
:10:52
That's why we going this year.
No...
:10:57
Stop. Now, see?
I did jokes about...