Eddie Murphy Raw

"He walks through the door,
looking at me with this big smile,

"and I cannot resist, because
it's such a beautiful smile.

"And he walks up and I say,
'What are you smiling about?'

"And the child says to me:
'I'm smiling because I need money
to go see the Eddie Murphy show.

'Please give me money for a ticket.'
"Now, if the child is smiling this way
because he needs money for a ticket,

"I have to give him money
for a ticket.

"I do not handle the money
in the house.

"My wife, Camille,
handles the ticket money.

"So I must go into the kitchen,
"to where my wife is cooking dinner
for the family.

"And she is inside
the kitchen cooking.

"And she's got a bowl.
"And she's cooking up the food, man.
She's cooking it up.

"And the child walks in the room
with the smile

"and he says,
'Mother, please, money.'

"She gives him the money,
he runs off to see your show.

"Now, we sit in the living room
waiting for Ennis to return.

"At about 5:00 in the morning,
the child comes through the door.

"He has a different look on his face.
"A look like he heard something at your
show that he's never heard before.

"And I say to my child,
I say, 'Child...'

"I say, 'What did the man say
on the stage?'

"And he says, 'Pop, the man
comes out and says these things.'

"I say, 'Well, what did he say?'
'Pop, he comes out
and says some stuff.'

"I say, 'What did he do?'
'Pop, he walks out and he goes:
"Hello, suck this, and MF
and kiss my big black stuff.

"And suck it and stick it down
in your mouth and suck it, suck it."'

"You cannot say filth, flarn, filth,
flarn, filth in front of people."