:17:00
"The next time motherfucker call,
tell him I said, 'Suck my dick.'
:17:12
"I don't give a fuck.
:17:13
"Whatever the fuck make
the people laugh, say that shit."
:17:16
He said, "Do people laugh
when you say what you say?"
:17:19
I said, "Yes."
"Do you get paid?" I said, "Yes."
:17:21
He said, "Well, tell Bill I said:
:17:22
'Have a Coke and a smile
and shut the fuck up.'
:17:30
"The Jell-O pudding-eating
motherfucker."
:17:33
Richard... Richard is the rawest
motherfucker in show business.
:17:36
Richard's the one that made me
wanna do comedy.
:17:38
When I was little, I wanted to be
Richard Pryor so bad I used to...
:17:41
Remember, you'd sneak in
the basement, put his albums on,
:17:44
and your mother ain't
supposed to hear,
:17:45
and you're listening to this shit
and I turned it...
:17:48
I wanted to be Richard so bad, I used
to go out on-stage when I was 1 5
:17:51
and talk and act and walk
and do everything like Richard.
:17:54
My mother would sit there and watch
her 1 5-year-old son on-stage
:17:57
saying some outlandish shit.
:17:58
My whole act back then
was about taking a shit,
:18:00
because that's all I had done at 1 5.
:18:03
That was my life experience,
but it sounded like Pryor jokes.
:18:05
I'd be going, "You ever, sometime,
right, you get on that toilet
:18:08
"and when you shit,
that water splash up on your ass?
:18:13
"Don't that make you mad, right?
You know what really make me mad?
:18:16
"lt's when shit come
halfway out your ass,
:18:18
"then go back up
in that motherfucker.
:18:21
"Right? Why do shit be teasing
your ass, right?
:18:25
"Just get the fuck out, right?
:18:27
"You know what really bother me
:18:29
"is when you be straining
for a long time, right?
:18:31
"And one little pebble shit come out.
:18:34
"Right? Be some shit this big, right?
:18:37
"Push your head
up your asshole, say:
:18:39
'That's all the shit I'm gonna get,
motherfucker?'
:18:43
"You know what really
make me mad,
:18:44
"when your ass
don't cooperate with you
:18:46
"and clench up
and break the shit in half.
:18:49
"You be mad
as a motherfucker too,
:18:51
"because you know
you got to wipe your ass
:18:52
"for, like, five hours and shit, right?
:18:56
"Use 1 2 rolls of toilet paper
on that motherfucker.