Eddie Murphy Raw
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"Now we have $300 million and 70.
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"Because I want to do my share."
No.

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All you have to do, you marry
a man with $300 million,

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is fuck your husband.
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That's it! That's your job.
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Fuck your husband! That's it.
That's... Just fuck your husband.

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You fill out a W-2,
they say, "What you do?"

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You say, "I fuck my husband."
That's it.

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And I've had my share of pussy.
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I have yet...
Even if the pussy was great

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and sparks shot out
the woman's ass

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and cannons blared
and the mountains crumbled

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and the seas roared,
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no pussy is worth $1 50 million!
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No pussy.
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I'd like to meet some pussy like that.
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Put the shit on layaway.
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That shit scared the shit out of me.
Half? I was petrified.

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Man, you know what's real scary
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is that American women in the '80s
have become very business-conscious.

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Y'all the most resourceful
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and the most business-smart
women on the planet. Now, in the '80s.

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And it would be an asset to us,
as American men,

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if you weren't so vindictive.
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Because the two don't match.
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Then, what's really fucked up,
is y'all the most loving people.

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American women
are all off into this romance

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and they genuinely
fall in love with you.

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Now, love and money do not mix.
The shit don't mix.

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Especially if you got
a business-smart woman...

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You go up and say, "I never met
anybody like you before."

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"I never met anyone like you."
"Why don't we be together."

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"Will you marry me?"
"I thought you'd never ask."

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"Before we get married, why don't
you sign this prenuptial agreement."

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"What do you mean,
a prenuptial agreement?"

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"That's a contract that stipulates
if we ever break up,

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"you take what you had
and I take what I had."

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"First of all, I don't give a fuck who
you are and what you have, OK?


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