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Man, you know what's real scary
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is that American women in the '80s
have become very business-conscious.
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Y'all the most resourceful
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and the most business-smart
women on the planet. Now, in the '80s.
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And it would be an asset to us,
as American men,
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if you weren't so vindictive.
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Because the two don't match.
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Then, what's really fucked up,
is y'all the most loving people.
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American women
are all off into this romance
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and they genuinely
fall in love with you.
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Now, love and money do not mix.
The shit don't mix.
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Especially if you got
a business-smart woman...
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You go up and say, "I never met
anybody like you before."
:26:34
"I never met anyone like you."
"Why don't we be together."
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"Will you marry me?"
"I thought you'd never ask."
:26:39
"Before we get married, why don't
you sign this prenuptial agreement."
:26:46
"What do you mean,
a prenuptial agreement?"
:26:48
"That's a contract that stipulates
if we ever break up,
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"you take what you had
and I take what I had."
:26:59
"First of all, I don't give a fuck who
you are and what you have, OK?
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"You got a lot of motherfucking nerve
by asking me to sign a contract.
:27:06
"There's nothing a man can do
for me that I can't do for myself.
:27:09
"You got a whole lot of...
I love you.
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"Telling me to sign a contract
to show that I love you?
:27:13
"lf I need something, I can go to my
family. My family takes care of me."
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And men hear all that shit
and we be like this, "OK.
:27:22
"We don't need no contract."
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And you don't get a contract
and get married without one
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and the shit don't work out
and you break up a year later.
:27:29
She's sitting around
in the kitchen by herself, mad,
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trying to figure out a way
to get even with your ass.
:27:35
"I can't believe that motherfucker
did this to me!
:27:37
"After all the shit I did...
:27:39
"All the things I did for that
motherfucker, he do this to me?
:27:42
"Him and his fat bitch
can kiss my ass!
:27:43
"I don't give a shit about
either one of them.
:27:46
"I don't want shit from him or her
and I don't care.
:27:48
"You know something? You know
what I should...? You know...?
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"Half!
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"I'll take half his shit!"
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And they'll get it.