:32:02
with a big bone in her nose
and a big plate lip
:32:06
and a big, fucked-up Afro!
:32:08
Her Afro... Afro gotta...
Like, Angela Davis see it and go:
:32:12
"Goddamn, that's some
fucked-up shit."
:32:15
Afro gotta be fucked up
:32:16
and one of them picks
with a fist in the back.
:32:18
And she gotta be butt naked,
because if she got clothes,
:32:21
she gonna have to put
something in the pockets.
:32:23
She's gotta be butt naked on
the zebra. And y'all think it's a joke.
:32:26
I'm gonna walk up and say,
"Hey, how you doing? My name's..."
:32:29
And she go:
:32:30
I say, "Miss Murphy. Miss Murphy."
And I'm gonna bring her home.
:32:33
Y'all gonna go past a newsstand one
day and see me on the cover of JET
:32:37
with some woman with a big bone
and a plate and a big, fucked-up Afro,
:32:40
butt naked, and y'all gonna say,
"Eddie must be visiting Africa."
:32:43
lt'll say, "Murphy Marries Bush Bitch."
I'm gonna be like:
:32:48
What?
:32:50
What?
:32:52
Because I ain't getting caught.
:32:55
I refuse to get caught out there.
Fuck that.
:32:57
And I'm gonna bring her home
and lock her up in the house.
:33:00
You go off to Africa
and get you a bush woman,
:33:02
you can't let her mingle
with American women.
:33:05
Because they'll change her shit up.
:33:07
American women stick together.
Last thing they wanna see
:33:10
is you got some trained
bush bitch in your house.
:33:12
They will catch her by herself
in the kitchen
:33:14
and throw a monkey wrench
in your whole program.
:33:17
They get her alone, they be like,
"I can't stand the way you be
:33:20
"doing everything he tell you to do.
You a human being.
:33:22
"This house is too big for one person
to clean. Why don't you leave?
:33:25
"You always crying. Just leave him.
You know something?
:33:28
"Do you know you could take half
his money? Did you know that?
:33:31
"He didn't tell you
you were entitled to half?
:33:33
"He only told you half the story.
:33:35
"You can take half the money,
the car, the house, the children.
:33:38
"You can buy all the zebras
and bones you want.
:33:40
"Go back home in style, girl.
And get your hair done right.
:33:43
"Cut that Afro off, go back home
in style. Who the hell he think he is?
:33:46
"Let me tell you about Eddie Murphy.
:33:47
"That motherfucker ain't nothing but...
Oh, hi, Eddie. How you doing?
:33:52
"Oh, I didn't know you was here.
You scared me.
:33:54
"No, I can't stay. I was just talking
to Uhmfufu about a couple of things.
:33:59
"No, no, no, I got to go. I got to...
You two... Y'all two lovebirds talk.