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"You have a job?" "Well, I..."
"Then get the fuck out my face."
:31:06
Got to have some money. lt says,
"No romance without finance."
:31:09
And women love them songs.
They be going:
:31:11
Got to have a J-O-B
lf you wanna be with me
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Janet Jackson got a hit record:
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"What Have You Done
For Me Lately".
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That's what they thinking.
"What have you done for me lately?"
:31:23
The record start off like that.
:31:25
"I know he used to do shit for you,
but what has he done for you lately?"
:31:29
"Baby, I love you."
"What have you done for me lately?"
:31:34
"You the only thing on my mind."
"What have you done for me lately?"
:31:38
"We make good love."
"What have you done for me lately?"
:31:43
Got to have some money
to get some pussy in the '80s.
:31:45
lt's fucked up, that's why I say,
hey, I'm a target.
:31:48
lf I ever get married, I have to go off
to the woods of Africa
:31:53
and find me some crazy,
naked, zebra bitch...
:31:58
...that knows nothing about money.
She got to be butt naked on a zebra
:32:02
with a big bone in her nose
and a big plate lip
:32:06
and a big, fucked-up Afro!
:32:08
Her Afro... Afro gotta...
Like, Angela Davis see it and go:
:32:12
"Goddamn, that's some
fucked-up shit."
:32:15
Afro gotta be fucked up
:32:16
and one of them picks
with a fist in the back.
:32:18
And she gotta be butt naked,
because if she got clothes,
:32:21
she gonna have to put
something in the pockets.
:32:23
She's gotta be butt naked on
the zebra. And y'all think it's a joke.
:32:26
I'm gonna walk up and say,
"Hey, how you doing? My name's..."
:32:29
And she go:
:32:30
I say, "Miss Murphy. Miss Murphy."
And I'm gonna bring her home.
:32:33
Y'all gonna go past a newsstand one
day and see me on the cover of JET
:32:37
with some woman with a big bone
and a plate and a big, fucked-up Afro,
:32:40
butt naked, and y'all gonna say,
"Eddie must be visiting Africa."
:32:43
lt'll say, "Murphy Marries Bush Bitch."
I'm gonna be like:
:32:48
What?
:32:50
What?
:32:52
Because I ain't getting caught.
:32:55
I refuse to get caught out there.
Fuck that.
:32:57
And I'm gonna bring her home
and lock her up in the house.