Eddie Murphy Raw

And I know you go to the movies
and you go to get the ice cream

and the candy and the flowers
and the anklets and the bracelets

and help her get some clothes.
You spending all your money
on shit you ain't never spent it on.

But you don't own her.
Because theoretically,
that pussy's on lease.

You're leasing the pussy.
With an option to buy.

But be careful, because
you lose half on the trade-in.

You got to be careful.
You gotta have a J-O-B in the '80s.

You gotta have some money,
you can't get no pussy.

Listen to the radio.
That's what it's about.

Listen to Madonna.
"I'm a material girl in a material world,

"you ain't got no money,
you can't have no pussy."

There's a song out now called
"Got to Have a J-O-B
lf You Wanna Be With Me."

And the lyrics go,
"Ain't nothing going on but the rent."

Like if you went up and said:
"Hey, baby, what's going on?"
"The rent, motherfucker."

"You have a job?" "Well, I..."
"Then get the fuck out my face."

Got to have some money. lt says,
"No romance without finance."

And women love them songs.
They be going:

Got to have a J-O-B
lf you wanna be with me

Janet Jackson got a hit record:
"What Have You Done
For Me Lately".

That's what they thinking.
"What have you done for me lately?"

The record start off like that.
"I know he used to do shit for you,
but what has he done for you lately?"

"Baby, I love you."
"What have you done for me lately?"

"You the only thing on my mind."
"What have you done for me lately?"

"We make good love."
"What have you done for me lately?"

Got to have some money
to get some pussy in the '80s.

lt's fucked up, that's why I say,
hey, I'm a target.

lf I ever get married, I have to go off
to the woods of Africa

and find me some crazy,
naked, zebra bitch...

...that knows nothing about money.
She got to be butt naked on a zebra