Eddie Murphy Raw
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And I know you go to the movies
and you go to get the ice cream

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and the candy and the flowers
and the anklets and the bracelets

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and help her get some clothes.
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You spending all your money
on shit you ain't never spent it on.

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But you don't own her.
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Because theoretically,
that pussy's on lease.

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You're leasing the pussy.
With an option to buy.

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But be careful, because
you lose half on the trade-in.

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You got to be careful.
You gotta have a J-O-B in the '80s.

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You gotta have some money,
you can't get no pussy.

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Listen to the radio.
That's what it's about.

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Listen to Madonna.
"I'm a material girl in a material world,

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"you ain't got no money,
you can't have no pussy."

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There's a song out now called
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"Got to Have a J-O-B
lf You Wanna Be With Me."

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And the lyrics go,
"Ain't nothing going on but the rent."

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Like if you went up and said:
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"Hey, baby, what's going on?"
"The rent, motherfucker."

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"You have a job?" "Well, I..."
"Then get the fuck out my face."

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Got to have some money. lt says,
"No romance without finance."

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And women love them songs.
They be going:

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Got to have a J-O-B
lf you wanna be with me

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Janet Jackson got a hit record:
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"What Have You Done
For Me Lately".

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That's what they thinking.
"What have you done for me lately?"

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The record start off like that.
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"I know he used to do shit for you,
but what has he done for you lately?"

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"Baby, I love you."
"What have you done for me lately?"

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"You the only thing on my mind."
"What have you done for me lately?"

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"We make good love."
"What have you done for me lately?"

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Got to have some money
to get some pussy in the '80s.

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lt's fucked up, that's why I say,
hey, I'm a target.

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lf I ever get married, I have to go off
to the woods of Africa

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and find me some crazy,
naked, zebra bitch...

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...that knows nothing about money.
She got to be butt naked on a zebra


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