Eddie Murphy Raw
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:34:02
"Eddie, talk to your...
Talk to Uhmfufu.

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"Y'all got a lot to talk about. Go on,
Eddie. Please, talk to her. Uhmfufu..."

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And leave me in the kitchen with
some bush bitch with an attitude.

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"Eddie!
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"Eddie!
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"I want to talk to you!"
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"What's your problem, baby?"
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"I don't like the way
you treat me, Eddie.

:34:34
"You treat me like animal."
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"You was butt naked
on a zebra last month."

:34:43
"I don't care, Eddie.
I am American woman now.

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"I want what's coming to me.
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"Eddie, what have you
done for me lately?"

:35:01
"I want you to be happy.
Well, what you want?"

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"Half!
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"Give me half, Eddie.
Give me half, Mr. Fuck-you Man.

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"Suck my dick, Eddie.
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"You motherfucker."
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Then I'd be on the front page
of the African Enquirer like this:

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So be careful.
Don't get caught in a trap.

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Any woman can get
any man she wants

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if she puts her mind and pussy to it.
They can have you.

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They have figured us out. We're very
easy creatures to figure out.

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And women know all they have
to do is cater to our egos enough

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and they can have you. Guys,
how many times have you fucked

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some ugly bitch that just kept hanging
around and you had to fuck her?

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And then afterwards you be like this,
"I can't believe I fucked this bitch."

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They just cater to your ego.
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Sometimes you'll see
a real ugly bitch

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with a handsome dude.
You say, "How that happen?"

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Dude's going,
"Yeah, how that happen?"

:35:58
Because she catered to his ego.
They can figure us out.


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